Imitating UMNO

So, I am very very bored right now. I am going to try to think and blog like UMNO, so here goes......

'BN will win the by-election in Permatang Pauh, and Anwar will not only lose, he will lose his deposit. The reason is, because Anwar is an agent of Christian. Not only that, he is the agent of the Jews. Worse, he is also an agent of the Chinese. If he becomes the prime minister of Malaysia, he is going to sell out the country. Johor will be sold to Singapore, at RM0.20 per square mile. Penang will be sold to US for $50000 USD. Kuala Lumpur will be renamed Isreal II, and become a colony of Isreal. The country will become bankrupt. There will be a chinese deputy prime minister. DAP will get most of the minister positions. Malays will be destroyed. Chinese will rule supreme. All the menteri besar will become chinese. Muslims will be discriminated. Malaysia will be renamed Chinasia. And why do I know this? Because, after all, Anwar is the agent of Christian, Jews and Chinese. The proof is that BN lost 2/3 majority in the 8th of March election. How can BN, which has always been the champion of all race, a very strong coalition which is well liked by citizens of all race and religion, a very clean and fair government which has ruled Malaysia with great competence for 50 years lose the election otherwise? We only lost because Pakatan rakyat received $1 billion USD for each constituency that they contest in. That is how they won the election, through support from foreign countries.'

There! Wow, believe it or not, it is actually very difficult to write the above paragraph. Gee, trying to act retarded is not as easy as I thought.